Post by Frizzle on Mar 3, 2009 20:55:18 GMT -7
If you've never played this game, you need to!
It comes with the half life 2 orange box or you can buy it for 10 bucks seperately. Its short but totally worth 10+ dollars.
You start off in a glass room.and you hear a robotic voice, named GLaDOS, tell you that you are at the "enrichment center" for "aperture science labratories" and that you are the latest guinea pig.
The play is simple, you get a gun that shoots a blue portal onto any surface and an orange portal as well. The blue and orange portal connect via wormhole. All mass and energy can go through the portals. E.I. all objects can go through and you keep your momentum through them.
This results in hilarious paradoxes and infinite loops throughout the game!
So you're sent from level to level with different puzzles while GLaDOS gives you hilarious anecdotes!
Best part is this song during the credits sang by GLaDOS:
WARNING: Its kind of a spoiler to the game if you watch this, even though theres not much plot.
Lyrics cause they're hilarious:
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn me to pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive
go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive
It comes with the half life 2 orange box or you can buy it for 10 bucks seperately. Its short but totally worth 10+ dollars.
You start off in a glass room.and you hear a robotic voice, named GLaDOS, tell you that you are at the "enrichment center" for "aperture science labratories" and that you are the latest guinea pig.
The play is simple, you get a gun that shoots a blue portal onto any surface and an orange portal as well. The blue and orange portal connect via wormhole. All mass and energy can go through the portals. E.I. all objects can go through and you keep your momentum through them.
This results in hilarious paradoxes and infinite loops throughout the game!
So you're sent from level to level with different puzzles while GLaDOS gives you hilarious anecdotes!
Best part is this song during the credits sang by GLaDOS:
WARNING: Its kind of a spoiler to the game if you watch this, even though theres not much plot.
Lyrics cause they're hilarious:
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn me to pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive
go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive